y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
girls are fucking badass.
omg i love people that have an unexpected aspect to them
like some girl you know who wears light pastel or polkadot dresses who is actually hardcore into classic rock
or a really loud, obnoxious, athletic swaggy boy who’s favorite show is doctor who
or even a really quiet, awkward girl who makes a lot of penis jokes
i love those people
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
what just happened?
I can’t tell if the doctor who fandom or hitler crashed this post